Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome 

Claiming one has some distant Native American ancestor in order to sound more exotic or interesting when in fact no such Native American ancestor exists.

This practice is also relatively common by some American celebrities and personalities.

Larry: "And my great-great grandmother was part Choctaw and Apache."

Bob: "Larry, that's BS, your paternal grandparents where German immigrants and your maternal grandparents were Irish immigrants. You sound like you have a case of Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome."

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James: "Hey did you hear Elizabeth Warren is 1/32nd Cherokee?"

Dustin: "Pff, yeah sure man"

Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome by TheDrummer1 September 8, 2012

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn 

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn by FDPatton July 13, 2012

grandfather's watch

A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's

Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...

grandfather's watch by The real Kyda August 11, 2010

grandfather's bags 

When you put duck tape on your balls and take it of after about 15 min they become wrinkly

I was in sauna with this guy and hes balls looked like grandfather's bags

grandfather's bags by Korpelankimmo February 10, 2021

Ur Great Grandmother a dick sucker 

The worse then Ur dad lesbian, Ur mom gay, Ur granny tranny, and your Grand pap a trap combined; Everytime it is said a galaxy gets sucked into a black hole

Jim: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur grandpap a trap
Jim: well your great grandmother a dick sucker
John: *Gets Sucked into a black hole

Ur Great Grandmother a dick sucker by jjjJJjjJj05 May 13, 2018

Smoking Grandmother 

A person who is very stubborn and just won't quit. Either very determined or very lazy.

Man, this guy just won't stop. He's like a Smoking Grandmother.

Smoking Grandmother by Rybread24 January 1, 2021

step-great-great-grandmother 

1- Step-great-grandparent's mother.
2- Great-grandparent's stepmother.

My step-great-great-grandmother is a good person.

step-great-great-grandmother by User655 July 25, 2021