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Sandpaper Grandma

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011
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cher's grandmother

Man Mel's new boyfriend gone a Cher's grandmother!
by Dmarsha September 19, 2023
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taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.
by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017
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Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome

Claiming one has some distant Native American ancestor in order to sound more exotic or interesting when in fact no such Native American ancestor exists.

This practice is also relatively common by some American celebrities and personalities.
Larry: "And my great-great grandmother was part Choctaw and Apache."

Bob: "Larry, that's BS, your paternal grandparents where German immigrants and your maternal grandparents were Irish immigrants. You sound like you have a case of Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome."

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James: "Hey did you hear Elizabeth Warren is 1/32nd Cherokee?"

Dustin: "Pff, yeah sure man"
by TheDrummer1 September 8, 2012
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great grandma

One of the best people you will ever know. Is wonderful and a great cook. She sees the best in everyone in the family
by Piperfoley7883 November 23, 2017
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A little bit of grandma

The art of sprinkling grandma's ashes onto something salt bae style. Used to give the sprinkler good luck. Alternate; making the sprinkling motion and saying "Little bit of grandma!"
Mark: Dude what are you doing?
Donovan: Just sprinkling a little bit of grandma on my bed.
by TheCwispyJew February 23, 2022
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the curse of grandma sparkle

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.
My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.
by Dolphinthespaz April 2, 2021
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