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National grab dick month 

It's all of october this is for the ladies who get their asses touched
Brain grabbed my ass so I grabbed his dick because its national grab ass and dick month national grab dick month

National Grab Dick Month 

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!
Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?

National Grab Dick Month 

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!
Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!
*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”