Matt Lee Goal

On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.

(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)

player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!

by fifagod December 5, 2011

Danny Gonzalez

A YouTuber that does commentary videos. He is a former Viner. Also, Danny makes music and goes by the name Young Face because of his supposed young face. There is an inside joke between him and Drew Gooden (the YouTuber, not the bAsKeTbAlL player) that they are the same person but are actually not. They are also friends with Kurtis Conner.

I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world.

If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss.

To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez.

Join the fastest growing army (don't look that up), Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above!

youtube.com/user/ActualDannyGonzalez

Random Craig: Why do you have such a cool sweatshirt that says Greg on it?

Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig.

Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.

by greg.the.cat December 2, 2019

No Goal

a popular phrase in Buffalo after the Sabres lost to the Dallas Stars in game 6 of the Stanley Cup series in 1999. The goal involved Brett Hull's skate in the crease when he scored the series winning goal. Mass protests struck around Buffalo, but the result was upheld. To this this day, the words "No Goal" will always refer to Buffalo.

It was no goal, MAN, I hate Dallas!

by World Domination February 25, 2005

slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

Danny Gonzales

Danny Gonzales is a youtuber, singer, songwriter and legal pumpkin. He is also the head of the cul- I mean... army, Greg.

Human: Do you watch Danny Gonzales?
Other Human: OMG yes! I AM GREG!

by Skittle S November 14, 2018

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

by thejimler May 5, 2015

Danny Gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez, also known as Young Face is a youtuber, songwriter and a legal pumpkin. He's also legally allowed to leave. If you subscribe to him, you'll have your name automatically changed to Greg.

becky: i love jake paul!!

anna: becky, you're legally allowed to leave

anna: also subscribe to danny gonzalez

by danny gonzalez fan November 17, 2018