A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.
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Get the Visual Goyslop mug.What your typical millennial consumes. Addictive dishes such as Disney's Star Wars and Amazon's The Boys. The entertainment equivalent of Taco Bell. May sound good, but continued consumption leaves you feeling disgusting.
Guy 1: That's a pretty glaring plot hole. Did the writers even watch their previous movie?
Guy 2: Bro, why is your brain on? Just like...turn it off and eat your goyslop. Oh shit, here comes Palpatine, WOOOOO!
Guy 2: Bro, why is your brain on? Just like...turn it off and eat your goyslop. Oh shit, here comes Palpatine, WOOOOO!
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Derived from "Goyim": a derogatory term for a non-jew.
Junk food or heavily processed food, usually loaded with saturated fat, simple processed carbs, and added sugar. Typically comes from the center aisles of an American supermarket and is heavily commercialized.
Junk food or heavily processed food, usually loaded with saturated fat, simple processed carbs, and added sugar. Typically comes from the center aisles of an American supermarket and is heavily commercialized.
Brent: Dude, I can't believe groceries are so expensive in this shithole country.
Jace: What did you buy?
Brent: Mr. Beast chocolate, Hungry Man dinners, doritos, hot pockets, Campbell chunky, ramen..
Jace: Stop putting Goyslop in your cart and get more fresh produce, lean meat, and rice. It's cheaper and more nutritious.
Jace: What did you buy?
Brent: Mr. Beast chocolate, Hungry Man dinners, doritos, hot pockets, Campbell chunky, ramen..
Jace: Stop putting Goyslop in your cart and get more fresh produce, lean meat, and rice. It's cheaper and more nutritious.
by Malignant May 28, 2023
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Get the Goysloppish mug.Unhealthy, processed foodstuffs meant for mass consumption (like vegan meat and instant ramen). Can also apply to mass culture like pop music.
Carries anti-semitic undertones, as it expresses the anti-semitic theory that Jews are designing and selling processed food/popular culture to subjugate non-Jews (goyim).
Carries anti-semitic undertones, as it expresses the anti-semitic theory that Jews are designing and selling processed food/popular culture to subjugate non-Jews (goyim).
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Get the Goyslop mug.Goyslurp refers to any high-carbonated drink with added sugars, artificial flavoring, forever-chemicals, high-fructose corn syrup, and nano-plastics like Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mountain Dew, Monster Energy, etc.
This drink is mostly consumed by the common man (goy) as a way to wash out the goyslop (processed foods). It also helps to keep the common man (Goy) fat and unhealthy so he can easily fall for the next psy-op and consume more product. Many young men can also develop a form of "sissyfication" from consuming large quantities of sugar-free Goyslurp like Monster Energy Ultra, which turns them into "Femboys".
This drink is mostly consumed by the common man (goy) as a way to wash out the goyslop (processed foods). It also helps to keep the common man (Goy) fat and unhealthy so he can easily fall for the next psy-op and consume more product. Many young men can also develop a form of "sissyfication" from consuming large quantities of sugar-free Goyslurp like Monster Energy Ultra, which turns them into "Femboys".
Goyum A: Man, I can't eat all that Goyslop without my Goyslurp!
Goyum B: Yea Bro, I need to finish my bachelor's degree (fake certificate), so I need to go to Walmart and buy me some energy drinks!
Goyum A: Let's go to Walmart.
Goyum B: Splendid!
Goyum B: Yea Bro, I need to finish my bachelor's degree (fake certificate), so I need to go to Walmart and buy me some energy drinks!
Goyum A: Let's go to Walmart.
Goyum B: Splendid!
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