Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

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Gout

Gout is typically used when someone in the vicinity of your bedroom quarters is acting misbehaved, such as abusing your stuffed animals or waving flags around inside of it. In such a scenario you may tell someone that they are "Gout" if you wish to be special instead of just telling said person to get out of your room.

"You are the human embodiment of gout"
"no"

by eggplantparmeZHAN May 19, 2023

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Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.

Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.

by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010

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mouth gout

That slightly sour, uncomfortable feeling in the bottom corners of your mouth after you‘ve gorged on things like salami, olives, red wine and cheeses and your gums aren’t used to being bombarded with so many rich, salty flavours - so it takes a while for the funny tingling in your jaw to go away.

Hey, why are you pulling those funny faces, what’s the matter with you?

Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.

by Stivchik December 6, 2018