Gouch

-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )

Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.

"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."

"Eech..."

by Josko April 30, 2008

Gouch

What uneducated people call the gout; a painful inflammatory condition of the joints, especially the big toe.

Not to be confused with the gooch.

Doctor says I got the gouch!

by mendaliv June 30, 2010

Gouch

The area between the testicules and anus.

I like my gouch licked while you play with my balls.

by Bdoodle February 22, 2017

Gouched

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

by gezzzza December 14, 2010

gouching

Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

by Sun lolly August 1, 2003

gouch

The area between your ball sac and your butt hole.

If you took a shit in the woods and whiped your ass with a stick, you might get sap on your gouch.

by Mike Hawk March 17, 2003

gouche

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

by sean November 19, 2003