Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

guarding Epstein

To perform a critical task poorly.

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"

by Darko May August 13, 2019

Gordingo

A Chilean holiday that began in Cauquenes celebrating (a lot of) food. It occurs every Sunday on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like - no guilt. The celebrations traditionally start on Friday, ending on Sunday.

Hey, let's go to Unimarc for the empanada de pino ingredients for Gordingo!

by San Francisco El Patron May 13, 2021

Coast Guarding

Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.

Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...

by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012

gording

to hover uncontrollably, breathing an undesirable ambience over a single, vulnerable, quivering, target.

gordie was gording all over emily.

"i'm being gorded!"

"oh shit, he's gording again."

by emily, greg, tatty October 12, 2005

galarding

Leaving the computer without putting up an away message.

What the hell man? Put up an away message stop galarding that shit.

by WillDAThrill23213 November 10, 2010

gerarding

To be Lazy or unwilling to work.

That guy is so lazy he's always gerarding it

by willybeamer April 27, 2011