gormless

Entirely bereft of gorm.

The gormless marketroid didn't realize that he was being had.

by Dennis The Tiger July 7, 2005

gormless

A person wiv the inteligence span of a dead fish

That Ben Browns a gormless focker

by Jamie Elsworth May 1, 2005

gormless

based on Roald Dahl's Matilda: people who aren't dull or stupid, but arrogant and narcissistic

well if look at the current British slang definition of gormless, it certainly wouldn't describe Matilda's parents in Roald Dahl's book, so I'd say gormless should have a new and improved meaning

by Sexydimma May 24, 2016

Gormless

Someone lacking so much of a clue they don't know ass from tit. Completely lacking in gorm.

Salesman: You're gormless

Josh: gormless?

Salesman: Yes! You've got no gorm!

by JaD August 5, 2018

gormless

A person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. They say and do things that make you scratch your head. They have the tendency to either drool and/or accumulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. They tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look asexual.

1. "Fuck me, look at that gormless bastard, what is that?"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

Gormless

Annie

Annie is gormless

by Schmeg licker May 5, 2022

Gormless

Search for a picture of Dave Johnson.
Thats Gormless

If you look at Dave Johnson he is the definition of Gormless

by Zimzone2 May 18, 2024