by me old fruity August 03, 2005
Entirely bereft of gorm.
by Dennis The Tiger June 27, 2005
by Jamie Elsworth May 01, 2005
well if look at the current British slang definition of gormless, it certainly wouldn't describe Matilda's parents in Roald Dahl's book, so I'd say gormless should have a new and improved meaning
by Sexydimma May 24, 2016
A person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. They say and do things that make you scratch your head. They have the tendency to either drool and/or accumulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. They tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look asexual.
1. "Fuck me, look at that gormless bastard, what is that?"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"
by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009
A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.
when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider
when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider
I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.
by mountianbikeman June 21, 2010
gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone
by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008