It's Sunday, me and Mike are gonna go watch some Gorilla Grab-ass tonight.
Hey did you see that game of Gorilla Grab-ass last night? I think Texas is going all the way this year!
Hey did you see that game of Gorilla Grab-ass last night? I think Texas is going all the way this year!
by PhantomTechnician February 5, 2020
Get the Gorilla Grab-ass mug.My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.
You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
by 1Spry1 January 3, 2012
Get the Hairy Ass Gorilla mug.A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “
“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”
“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”
“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
Get the Gorilla Lookin Ass mug.When your unwashed ass hairs become matted together and intertwined from sweat and dingle berries. Ass dreads as the tribes native to swampy areas call it. Gorrilla ass is often follwed up with a heavy bout of ass itching, done only through the outside of the trouseres because the smell is so fierce it will stay on any surface it encounters.
After parolling the hot Iraqi desert for weeks with no shower, Sgt. Slapahoe had developed a serious case of gorrilla ass, to go along with his G- DUBS.
by Bruce Slagbust April 1, 2006
Get the gorrilla ass mug.when a guy is trying to pork you up the ass but cant find your ass because the hair is as thick as a jungle
by Susan Meyer November 10, 2006
Get the gorilla asshole mug.When you shave your pubes and save it in one hand. After cumming all over her, you SMACK the pubes all over her semen covered body (screaming GORILLA ASSAULT)
by TheSilverBack92 August 16, 2016
Get the gorilla assault mug.When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted
Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night
Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes
Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes
Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
by NARLOS July 9, 2022
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