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gothified

When someone or something has been made gothy, and therefore awesome.
Hey, your new black lace curtains and Rozz Williams poster have caused your room to be gothified.

Or.

Hey, even though usually she dresses in jeans and trashy tops, I totally gothified my sister with a black velvet skirt and a nice corset.
by ophelia drowned September 12, 2005
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Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
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glorified fuck buddy

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.
Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.
by miraparker September 6, 2011
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Glorified Jobber

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.
Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018
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goatified

A term used to describe someone or something that is great or the greatest of all time.
Did you see that throw? That quarterback is goatified.”
by LEM4R November 28, 2019
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goosified

The term for when you bang a chick right in the pussy!
Dude, I totally goosified her last night!
by Bob.Bob.goosified January 1, 2016
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glorified penis pump

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!
by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014
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