by Jackmaster September 3, 2007
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An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance
by The Goonid August 3, 2010
Get the Goonery mug.A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
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Stems from the saying "gong show"
Stems from the saying "gong show"
A) Person- " Fuck did you see the way Jimmy played today?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."
B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."
C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"
D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"
E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."
B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."
C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"
D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"
E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"
by Simmons12 September 8, 2008
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by Madelea November 26, 2010
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Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”
by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021
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