goodnog

a.k.a. christmas drank; a special blend of Good Earth tea, splenda, and eggnog. to be consumed around Christmas.

Ay, Consuela! What you drankin?" "I be drankin that goodnog!

by ocilac December 8, 2010

goondight

your friend tries to say goodnight to you, but instead they make a typo.

friend: goondight, i love you guys
other friend; GOONDIGHT

by askkskskkcnd. d June 1, 2021

Goondoggle

A name given to someone is very irritating.

"Dude he is such a goondoggle."

"I know, he's so annoying."

by Stealth Bomber December 9, 2008

Goondogger

A goony sonufabitch who thinks hes funny but is really far from it. The only time people laugh in his presence is to laugh at him not with him. A Goondogger generally spends his days cheifing away on a blunt and smutting bitches.

Oh shit son look over there, that dude is a mofucking Goondogger!

by Hard Knox November 11, 2010

Goondoggle

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

goondob

{goon • dawb} someone who does something dumb, silly, or bothersome; used as a filler word/playful insult.

Invented by Ronnie C.

Person A does something dumb, silly, or bothersome.

Person B, “stop being a goondob”

Person C mentions something dumb person A did at the party.

Others reply, “What a goondob”

by Bettermeyousee May 5, 2022

goofdog

goofdog is da goofiest mate you have or a type of action.

bro you’re such a goofdog😭

by irkaa November 27, 2023