by Captain Reuben Price April 18, 2023
Get the I'm gooping, I'm gunking mug.Gloomping refers to traveling with a group of friends in the middle of the night in vehicles and following random strangers in their cars in order to scare them as a prank. No harm is ever intended whilst gloomping. Gloomping can take place in many forms. The key to a successful gloomping session is the setup. Some examples of a good setup might be:
Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.
If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.
Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.
Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.
If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.
Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.
Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Hey dude! Wanna go gloomping tonight!?
Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!
Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!
Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
by Gloomp God June 6, 2021
Get the Gloomping mug.Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P
"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"
"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"
"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"
by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012
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Get the goopin mug.Using Google to gather information from its accounts without having reasonable suspicion, probable cause, or a proper warrant signed by a judge, which is required when law enforcement or agents of the government collect information, which is really protected by the Fourth Amendment of the United States, an amendment that is routinely and quite commonly ignored whenever it comes to anything on the internet
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by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 2, 2014
Get the gooping mug.by TheOriginalCaptainanAndRyan April 26, 2011
Get the Gomping mug.Example one: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!"
Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"
2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"
1: "OK Goomer."
OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!
Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"
2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"
1: "OK Goomer."
OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!
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