goomy

To possess things. To say really off-beat sayings, like "smells like butt!", "I dunno, but Jesus did" "Drink the blood!"

Any Hominid, shortish and hairy, from a mediteranian Island, usually possessing low confidence.

by Ed Wood February 11, 2005

Church of Goomy

A religious organization founded upon the belief that Goomy, a newly introduced Dragon type Pokémon in the 6th generation, is God. Sprouting from the subreddit /r/ChurchOfGoomy, the number of subscribers has grown from zero to about four thousand over the last three months, though it is widely suspected there are many more practicing the religion than there are subscribers. Most of the religious practices of the Church of Goomy sprout from Catholicism and Christianity, frequently spoofing prayers, songs, and rituals used by those practicing said religions. The Church of Goomy believes in treating others in a just, kind manner and frequents in the literal worshiping of Goomy.

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Goomy is love. Goomy is life. Goomen.

by GoomyPriestKFC November 10, 2013

Goomi peak

the act of goomi peaking is the act of being a man and peeking on other men changing this is typically a sign of homosexuality and most who partake in this mildly enjoy having male reportative organs in their anus as a way of getting pleasure.

i think me son is gay i caught him goomi peaking

by Not PilotGreenBean69 July 6, 2021

the church of goomy

A religious cult based around the fictional creature, Goomy from the "Pokemon" series of games.

The Holy Gooble Sliggo Goomy Goodra Pokemon The Church of Goomy

by RoboPup November 12, 2013

Fred Goomie

A popular facebook user.

"Hey, did you see Fred Goomie post anything earlier?"

"Yes actually. He's apparently feeling rough."

by Fred Goomie June 19, 2022

get your goomy

The art of grabbing another humans penis or vagina then saying "I got your goomy"

"Hey Berta, I'm gonna get your goomy"

by BVCH666 July 28, 2022

Goomy

An ethnic slur for light-skin African-Americans, Italian-Americans, Portuguese-Americans, and citizens of Massachusetts. Derived from the Pokemon Goomy. Must be said nasally.

You fucking Goomy

by GuineaItalian March 24, 2022