Fraulein Goomina is the shiny goomy that brought flourish to the land in the time of the great goomy drought.
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Pour me up some goosenade!
by Empororcricket October 5, 2021
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Get the Goozenard mug.It's kinda like Rick Rolling where you try to force/ trick people into listening to a segment of a song, but instead of the Rick Roll song, it's the portion of Aishite Aishite Aishite by Ado where she screams "GomenasaIIII!!!"
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Get the GomenasaIIII mug.The complex and often delusional mental acrobatics performed by a gooner to rationalize their excessive porn consumption and chronic masturbation habits. It's a blend of "gooning" and "gymnastics".
This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.
This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.
Friend 1: "Mark said he couldn't help me move because he was 'meditating' all weekend to align his chakras."
Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."
After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.
Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."
After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.
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