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gobbleblaster

You see Kate’s big old gobbleblaster. She could fit two of us in that.
by GoobleblasterInc October 10, 2019
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Googlebator

n. person who ego surfs Google for their own name; form of mental masturbation involving search engines.
"Only his search engine knew his dirty secret: he was a habitual Googlebator".
by Chandrasutra December 12, 2003
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Gargleblasting

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.
Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012
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PanGalactic GargleBlaster

An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Beverage Menu:

1) PanGalactic GargleBlaster (Recommended) - Free Refills (Not Recommended)
by bathelm December 11, 2011
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googlebaiting

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
by Haneru March 16, 2009
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googleblasting

A novel practice engaged in by cyberspammers, who abuse free sites like OpenDiary and LiveJournal by creating pages that have links to their websites. Since the Google scoring system that elevates a page to the top of a list depends on the number of pages that link to a target site, the practice supposedly raises a page's ranking on Google (and other search engines). It is prohibited by most of the sites where it is practiced.
"Dear Diarymaster, this site violates the terms and conditions, it is googleblasting a sex site to improve its ranking."
by lloyd.frombriz@caramail.com October 20, 2008
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Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.
After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.
by NullReference February 16, 2010
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