Gooey Dragon

To blow ones load into another persons mouth, thus creating pleasurable gooey-ness leaking from said persons nostrils

My nose is still stinging after that gooey dragon last night

by Sammy Skat Pants November 25, 2011

Gooey

A term used to describe how much money you own. Typically used by a person who has a lot of money in their pocket/piggy bank/wallet/ bank account etc.

Man, that pocket gooey!

by gooey pocket October 24, 2018

Gooey Vuitton

Jizzing in someones louis vuitton purse or other louis vuitton accessory.

I jizzed in her favorite louis vuitton, now she has a gooey vuitton.

by sao;igjwse; December 23, 2012

sticky-gooey

(n)The chronic green; highly potent weed.

I need an eighth of sticky-gooey.

by MC BallSac March 14, 2006

Gooey Louie

The act in which a male ejaculates in a females nose and the female proceeds to inhale the semen and cough it up as a loogie in the morning.

Stacey woke up this morning and hawked a gooey louie on my pillow.

by Baby Dick 69 September 26, 2010

Gooey Sanchez

1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)

2: Take a large crap in the sock

3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey

4: Swing the sock at someone

Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt

That is a Gooey Sanchez

"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"

by Ryguy Whits (thanks to M.W.) September 25, 2004

gooey butt

And age old prank for when you wanna have fun with someone who has passed out. Get the plumpest egg you can find and insert it up the butthole of the person who has passed out. Keep applying pressure until the egg cracks, releasing egg yolk in or around the anus.

"Eww, I got egg yolk all up in my ass."

"Yo nigga, you da victom of a gooey butt."

by 8 Ball Greaz February 8, 2008