Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.

Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015

Woodstock

1.A festival that took place in White Lake, NY in 1969.

2.A hippie town in New York that consists of hippies, environmentalists, bums, etc

1. My mom went to Woodstock '69.

2. Lets go smoke on the green in Woodstock.

by ArchieBunker April 4, 2004

Woodstock 99

Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.

"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"

by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022

woodstock, georgia

Woodstock, Georgia used to be a small town until the hipsters took it over.

DAMN when did all these hipsters move to Woodstock, Georgia?!

by IRCheshire May 24, 2018

Woodstock High School

God damn mother fucking cock ass stupid piece of shit.

You're such a woodstock high school.

by THEPOUCHLESSMARSUPIAL September 30, 2016

woodstock

the little birdy that sits with Snoopy on his doghouse.

What's Woodstock's purpose?

umm...he flys around and keeps Snoopy Company

by Kimpossible bia. July 12, 2007

Woodstocking

When you go on a toboggan, and slide down a muddy hill in the summer naked.

Matt, I so dare you to go woodstocking behind Kristian's house.

by woodstock'n yo August 27, 2013