Grobis

Bulgarian pop star from the early 2000s, distinguished by his hirsute and morbidly obese appearance, form-fitting violet suits, and abusive relationship with his 34-year old Azeri stepfather Anar Mamedyarov. Rose to prominence with hits "Only My Heart," "Two Make One," and "Perestroika" before suffering a career-destroying humiliation at Eurovision 2003, where he proposed marriage to Icelandic transvestite Hrjvac Siggurdsen under the presumption that the latter belonged to the fairer sex.

Bulgarian Pop News Channel One: Kronya Bulgakova! Kronya Bulgakova! Is it true you have resumed your relationship with National People's Artist Grobis Tarkovich?
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.

by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018

gooisty

A word the is a combination for the words gross, goofy, and musty.
This can be used to describe a person, place, or thing.
Created by Cameron and Elise

“The school food is so gooisty”
“Have you seen me ex’s post, it’s so gooisty?”

by gooistygurls October 24, 2022

goofist

A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.

dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."

by joelh January 15, 2009

Goobstoob

Guys who openly try and romance you the first day they meet you instead of trying to befriend you to learn and understand your personality. This means he would know nothing about you and only like you for your looks.

That goobstoob called me again and we just met an hour ago.

by Yesmnomaam April 23, 2021

Goobus

Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.

Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.

by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017

Goobie

Goober + Cutie = Goobie

A silly term of endearment. A nickname given to a loved one.

I love you, Goobie!

by DeathRhea November 9, 2011

goobic

Of, by, for, pertaining to, or suggestive of goobs, goobers, nerds, geeks, etc. Lame. Wack. Uncool. Possible origin in Northern Virginia. Especially appropriate when efforts to be cool backfire.

That Bad Boy Club sticker is goobic as hell.

by monkesius mountainii October 8, 2012