Gonger

nose slime/bogie/snot

look at that boy with the great big green gonger dangling from his hooter.

by battybird December 31, 2011

gonger

An unknown pig like creature who is obsessed with retards and piss.

Get of me you fucking GONGER!

by Salmon834 January 30, 2012

Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.

Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Gonger

Ginger/blonde haired person

"Ashley May and Shelagh Wilson are sooo gongers"

by princess_a_m June 29, 2008

Gongers

Thick but short fingers typically on a woman can also be on a man.

Wrap you gongers round that beer.....

Hey have you seen the gongers on my girlfriend Sally quipped and grinned.

by Rojacks September 6, 2019

gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"

my friend is a fucking gonger bonk

by robotratking123 August 30, 2022

Gonger

A gonger is somebody who was originally ginger but dyed their hair to brunette or blonde. The word can also be used as an insult to someone who is just an dirty little trap you know what I mean. A nob in short.

'' Casper is such a hypocritical dirty little mong.''

'' He is such a gonger honestly.''

by DatProToast December 29, 2021