by Angry Stockholder November 17, 2019

by the storm drains September 20, 2009

by Seacow July 13, 2006

Someone, usually of Dutch decent who thinks the fastest way to Ketosis is gobbling down a Big Mac and fries, topped off with a Fillet 'o Fish
by Shatrick Ketoboy August 09, 2016

1) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so proud of you."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."
by Nicholas D May 08, 2007

by |21C3 |2\_/135 April 02, 2003

A Gobbler is when a person lets their nuts hang out of the zipper on their pants, then runs around in front of people screaming, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" This refers to the resemblance of a person's nut sack and a turkeys "snood" (The flap of skin that hangs over the turkey's beak).
(Pulls out nuts out and lets them hang out of pants) Hey, yall! Check out my Gobbler! Gobble, gobble, gobble!
by DaFoo July 19, 2004
