GOTIS

Stands for "Girl on the Internet Syndrome". The condition of a real life female being so used to guys giving her attention for no other reason than her gender that she becomes conceited and bitchy. She often acquires an overly inflated sense of entitlement.

Mandy needs to go outside more. She's got some serious GOTIS.

by DatVoodoo August 10, 2016

blows goats

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."

a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Gratisfaction

A word meaning to have a feeling of both satisfaction and gratification.

Also, an awesome song by The Strokes.

I got a great feeling of gratisfaction while listening to "Gratisfaction" by The Strokes.

by IzeOfTheWorld June 7, 2011

quick goats

A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.

I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

mark gatiss

writer and cast member of bbc sherlock. born in the same womb as steven moffat. satan spawn. writes a brilliant show and torments innocent fans with lies and heartbreak

Did you hear what Moffat said about series 4?

I thought that was Mark Gatiss?
Eh, whats the difference at this point

by homeboy177 March 2, 2014

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Rankanga September 13, 2005

Popehat's Law of Goats

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.

He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.

by JamesR86 January 20, 2020