Goatee

A style of facial hair from 1992 for ugly fucks and city boys that still want to look tough, but don't have the ability to grow a real beard.

Every time I see a man with a goatee, I think... I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

by JacksonPollock February 18, 2017

Goatee

A beard.

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"

by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009

Goatee

A person with hair on their chin and mouth.

Let's watch the man with the ridiculous goatee on his face.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020

goatee

The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s

“Babe let’s get hairy and goatee!”

by HeyItsNatalieC December 11, 2020

Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!

Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008