Goalies

It means that when a couple agree with the same things and like the exact same things and hate the exact same things.

Male : heyy baby i like eating spicy pasta in this rainy weather.
Female : under the warm covers and watching a boring movie.
Male: EXACTLY
Female : GOALIES ♥️💕♥️💕♥️❤️

by Daddy's demo April 02, 2020

Goali

The act of making love while both partners are blindfolded, while trying to get in position first time.

Jane: What did you do last night? Susie: Me and jack did it goali, but he missed

by Kuros September 11, 2007

Goalie?!

When your coach tells you to have to be the goalie at the next soccer game, and automatically you know you're fucked ass.

Coach: "Hey (your name) you're goalie next game!"
You: "Goalie?! WTF?!"
Coach: "What did you just say?!"

by ImHell666 November 05, 2018

Goalied

When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area

"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"

by Urirrelevantbitch June 02, 2015

goalie

term that i made up that means some one thats blockin cock blocking to be exact

if a ur spitin game to a girl and a random guy comes up and starts tryin to talk to the girl u were talkin to thats a goalie

by K fleury February 08, 2005

Hockey goalie

Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.

That guy is really weird. "Ya, he's a hockey goalie"

by Sexylacrossegoalie October 31, 2017

Goalie Mom

A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.

Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.

by 3 pumpkins February 02, 2010