"Wow, do you see that astonishing person with the golden aura? They're such a Glynn!"

"Did you hear? Someone discovered the meaning of life on the same night that they recieved three oscars and a grammy! What a Glynn!"

Glynn by Urbandarine Dictionata August 4, 2025

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glynn academy

An extremely run down shit hole excuse for a high school in southeastern Georgia. A problem would be solved if the whole place were just demolished and a new school built in a safer area, but the idiot alumni insist on continuing to restore it no matter how much of the tax payer's money they waste.

Jan: "So Kelly, I heard you go to school at glynn academy."
Kelly: "Yes unfortunatley with a bunch of stuck up jerks and what not."

glynn academy by seasons21 March 8, 2010

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glynn academy

An old high school in Georgia that dates back to uh . . . who cares? The students include mostly dumb southern redneck wannabe white wiggers. The guys for example are a bunch of preps who mostly wear polo shirts, khaki, shorts, and topsiders.They drive retarded gas guzzling pick up trucks with the confederate flag posted on their front license plate, while having rap music booming on their bass at the same time. (And I have no idea why they call each other nigga. It sounds fucking stupid.) The girls on the other hand... are a bunch of wanna be preppy whores who will go down on anyone to be a part of what they consider to be the “popular crowd”. They mostly consist of a bitchy group of sluts in a sorority known as Pirates of the Spanish Main. There are also cheerleaders who can't even do a fucking backflip for goodness sake, Lord knows how they got on the team. They too wear polo shirts and carry an attitude that'll make you wanna slap the shit outta them. Yep Glynn Academy is a school that is caught in confusion. Rap and Country music don't mix at all. Plus taking pride in the redneck mentality is what the rest of the world makes fun of the south for. And the real actually BLACK gangstas would make most of you preps look like a piece of raw meat if they saw how you so idiotically try to imitate them.

Brent- Yo man I is so gangsta, I'll be the flyest nigga at glynn academy. Check out these rims on my Ford F-1 Fiftaaaaaayyy!

glynn academy by polkadots24 May 21, 2011

Glynn middle

A middle school in South Georgia with shitty ass staff members a bitch ass principal and stupid ass rules!

Max:"what you do you go to?"
Jane:"glynn middle"
Max:"HAHAHAAA LMFAOO feels bad to be you!!!"

Glynn middle by @pretty.m.t August 6, 2019

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