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by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

Glute Spread

For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.

Did you see Phil heaths Glute spread in 2018? That pose was incredible!

by Tristyn Lee August 14, 2021

gluteophile

A person with an appreciation of the human bottom

Did you see that J-Lo shakin' her booty on tv last night?

Yeah, but she got nuthin' on Beyoncé, right?

Damn right, bro, and spoken like a true gluteophile...

by Wickydude June 21, 2011

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

glütch

One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.

Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.

by bshea December 12, 2006

glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

Ginger's Glutes

The biggest fucking thing you will fucking see. Ginger's Glutes are fucking huge, nearly as big as his mum's tits which are astronomically huge.

Ginger's Glutes are huge

by Braithrussell March 31, 2019