glurp

The noise of an air bubble entering a container as liquid is coming from it; the quantity of liquid delivered for each such bubble.

Two glurps of water should be enough.

by In4mer October 18, 2011

Glurp

Nasty shit that hurts ur asshole that is the opposite of diarrhea

I really have to glurp.

by Squishyshit506 January 7, 2021

Glurp

When something is so good you grunt and slurp at the same time while consuming. I.E watermelon, wiener, soup.

A: what’s your girlfriend doing to that watermelon over there?
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000

by Dogimabark September 19, 2022

glurp

The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.

I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.

by proponent of sincere apologies May 20, 2014

Glurp

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

by lilantie May 19, 2009

glurp

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

glurp

the sound COOL snakes make

look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.

by anonymous December 12, 2004