by Manstrength December 12, 2021
A deity more powerful than any known religious or biblical figure. The only known being to have enough strength and power to oppose Patterderik, and the mythic protector of Neb Republic
Person 1: "Hey are you busy saturday?"
Glungus follower: "Yes I will be attending a ritual at the Glungus temple. I have been saving alot of Bismuth recently!"
Person 1" "Wow thats so cool! Maybe I should devote all my bismuth to Glungus too!"
Glungus follower: "Yes I will be attending a ritual at the Glungus temple. I have been saving alot of Bismuth recently!"
Person 1" "Wow thats so cool! Maybe I should devote all my bismuth to Glungus too!"
by JaKurgsty June 02, 2023
by TimkaSR November 15, 2023
by AwesomePlaysAP March 31, 2021
(noun / adjective)
1. A person (usually a dude) who does something painfully awkward or embarrassing in front of someone they're attracted to.
2. The act or moment of doing something cringey, unintentional, or goofy in pursuit of romance.
3. An adjective describing behavior that makes people cringe and chuckle at the same time.
Origin:
Coined by a group of college friends in the late 20th century, “glungus” was used to describe That Guy™—you know, the one who tries to flirt and ends up breaking a chair or quoting Star Wars at the wrong moment.
1. A person (usually a dude) who does something painfully awkward or embarrassing in front of someone they're attracted to.
2. The act or moment of doing something cringey, unintentional, or goofy in pursuit of romance.
3. An adjective describing behavior that makes people cringe and chuckle at the same time.
Origin:
Coined by a group of college friends in the late 20th century, “glungus” was used to describe That Guy™—you know, the one who tries to flirt and ends up breaking a chair or quoting Star Wars at the wrong moment.
“You told her you liked her and then knocked over your drink? Glungus move, man.”
“Stop being such a glungus and just talk to her.”
“That glungus energy is off the charts today.”
“Stop being such a glungus and just talk to her.”
“That glungus energy is off the charts today.”
by FirstOfHisGlung May 19, 2025
a very silly orange cat
by glungus lover March 28, 2024
A describing word for someone who is so utterly stupid is is a miracle for them to be breathing correctly
Greg: Teyler is such a glungus gloober is suprising that they know how to breathe.
Dave: wow Greg thats not cool
Teyler: *wheezing*
Dave: wow Greg thats not cool
Teyler: *wheezing*
by thetrueglugnusgloober October 24, 2023