glungus

a very silly orange cat

all hail glungus, glungus is the best

by glungus lover March 28, 2024

Glungus

(noun / adjective)
1. A person (usually a dude) who does something painfully awkward or embarrassing in front of someone they're attracted to.
2. The act or moment of doing something cringey, unintentional, or goofy in pursuit of romance.
3. An adjective describing behavior that makes people cringe and chuckle at the same time.

Origin:
Coined by a group of college friends in the late 20th century, “glungus” was used to describe That Guy™—you know, the one who tries to flirt and ends up breaking a chair or quoting Star Wars at the wrong moment.

“You told her you liked her and then knocked over your drink? Glungus move, man.”

“Stop being such a glungus and just talk to her.”

“That glungus energy is off the charts today.”

by FirstOfHisGlung May 18, 2025

glungus gloober

A describing word for someone who is so utterly stupid is is a miracle for them to be breathing correctly

Greg: Teyler is such a glungus gloober is suprising that they know how to breathe.
Dave: wow Greg thats not cool
Teyler: *wheezing*

by thetrueglugnusgloober October 24, 2023

nepow glungus

A family-friendly term for an item that makes living creatures slouch.

Wow Braden, that's a nice nepow glungus you got there mind if i slouch something with it

by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017

kneepow glungus

Another word of Gun used by little three year old Braydens of Call of Duty

Look at that kneepow glungus, that is overpowered

by maxxx on a killstreak August 18, 2017

Neepow Glungus

a commonly used term by internet persona Braiden, a character M3RKMU51C created,

Braiden commonly uses it as a family friendly way of of saying 'gun'

"oh, oh my god i just got a quad feed with that new dlc neepow glungus of mine".

by KAREN_LOGIC!?!?!?!?!?!/ August 7, 2017

Nepow Glungus

the last thing you want in youre burger king burger is fungus glungus

how dawg thats a nepow glungus

by Poo Butt Stink Hole May 9, 2018