Glug glug

The onomatopoeia used to denote drinking.

Iam *Glug glug* "Tsah! Urgh. Oh! *cough cough* Wow! That's... That's not any better than last time..."

Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"

Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."

Hym 😐

Iam "....."

Hym 😐

Iam "... Ok fine..."

Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"

Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "

Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"

Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "

Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"

Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"

Hym "............ Yes."

Iam "Here."

Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "

by Hym Iam February 2, 2023

Twist Twist Glug Glug

Another name for a blowjob where the hands are also used in a twisting motion used by northerners in England

“The other day I was with this bird and she gave me the good ol’ twist twist Glug Glug.”

by Craigdavis August 9, 2018

Life-glug

From the Brass Eye series, it's a term for a piece of medical apparatus that keeps those in a Quadraspazzed state, alive.

Jez North was left Quadraspazzed on a life-glug.

by Christopher Morrisssssssssssss June 16, 2011

bug glug

When there's an insect in your beer but you drink it anyway. Or don't tell your mates that there's an insect in their beer and laugh uproariously.

It was so hot in the beer garden that I did a bug glug instead of pouring my drink away.

by Erich ULner July 11, 2007

Glug Plug

A plug for alcoholic beverages, usually for an underage individual

"Hey dude do you have any alc? I don't wanna show up to this party empty-handed"

"Lemme call up my glug plug he'll get us some bottles."

by bruhreallysnapped February 9, 2019

Glugie glug

Child's drink from sippy cup.

Mommy I want my glugie glug.

by Cesil December 30, 2018

Glug it up

To enthusiastically suck a dick

So Abbie taught me how to glug it up and now my boyfriend can't get enough.

Emma "I'm not sure if I'm actually good at giving head"

Molly "Well are you glugging it up?"

by BabyBluee September 12, 2020