gloopie

Slimy watery substance. That feels like water but is a solid

"Let it fall in a natural gloopie"

by Jules $ July 15, 2017

Gloopy

Something which looks frumpy or was created with questionable taste or design. A lava-lamp or jelly bean-like appearance, for example.

The Pontiac Aztek, Kirstie Alley or anything possessing general lumpiness or quirks defines gloopy.

by Fred Mc. Taurus December 11, 2009

gloopy

icky sticky mucus, esp in the eyes

ugh I hate my cat, my eyes are so gloopy!

by linuxgeex June 19, 2014

Gloopy Poopy

Excretion that is neither Diarreah or solid.

Or

An expression for the ass of which the above comes from.

"That is one gloopy poopy"

Or

Keith - "why is Karen running to the toilet"

Gerald "Oh she has a Gloopy Poopy

by JLE123 November 12, 2018

gloopy

When someone is so Hollywood everyone else seems inferior by comparison

I wish I was as gloopy as him.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n December 19, 2007

gloopy bear

Fat piece of fucking garbage who is a lazy gloopy slob and doesn't do anything around apart from eating.

I know a fat guy named Dylan, he's a gloopy bear.

by Dirty_sock__ October 31, 2023