Glonk

Glock but the N isn’t silent

Glonk is right

by Boo Stairs January 8, 2019

Glonk

When your teammates does absolutely nothing and die immediately.

That blueberry is a glonk.

by MwyNyamBabyYoda January 7, 2021

Glonk

Glonk-Noun- Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Person1- "Man she is such a Glonk."
Person2- "Excuse me?!"
Person1- "DID I STUTTER!?!"
Person2- *backs away slowly*

by WEEEB November 15, 2019

glonk

A slang term for cum, specifically when it's in your hair.

Fuck there's glonk in my hair.

by st0nky February 25, 2020

Glonk

To be useless and/or die.

Dylan! Stop glonking around!

by Not_Dylan1or2 February 27, 2019

Glonk

The sound a girl makes when a penis is rammed down her throat.

She was blowing me last night when I grabbed the back her head and shoved. She gagged like crazy and made a sound like, "Glonk! Glonk! Glonk!"

by Manbones June 9, 2010

glonk

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

by thewatchman July 25, 2006