glod

GROSSED OUT GLODDDDDD!!!! hahaha we love youuuuuu....nooooo

by merlin October 19, 2003

Glod

Glod is an all powerful god. he is a giant goat with the head of will smith. his mouth is a black hole and his tail has a third eye on the end of it. this eye is the sun. he also has a volcano instead of a butthole and a whale's blowhole on his neck. if you are a bad person, your soul gets flung into his volcano arse for eternity, and if you are good your soul lives in his lungs for 100 years, until he spits you out using his blowhole. then you are sent back to earth to be reborn

All hail Glod

by Trash Wizard January 26, 2021

katy glod

grossed out glod

go home glod

by natasha November 14, 2003

comedy glod

Spawned from a message board misspelling and it has caught on from there.

That picture of Yuffie in her "Sexy" shorts is Comedy Glod!

by Badfish May 14, 2003

glodmodding

Similar to godmodding, except this occurs when you are a twelvie, most likely on a roleplay server, and think that you are so much better than everyone else and require everyone's attention 24/7 so you abuse your non-existent power and cry when you are beaten up in said roleplay server, threatening to tell the other members' mothers about it.

person one: *HE FLEW 8464759 FEET IN THE AIR AND APPEARED BEHIND YOU, HITTING YOU WITH AN ULTRA LASER BEAM THAT WIPES YOUR SOUL FROM EXISTENCE AND EVERY LIVING MEMORY ON THIS PLANET SO YOU WILL BE NO MORE THAN A PILE OF DUST*

person two: wow look at that guy glodmodding

by gladwrapstar August 24, 2017

Glo'd Up

When a person got much more attractive over time. Usually compared between before and after puberty.

Chris: "Man, I haven't seen Jack in forever. What's he like?"
Josh: "You wouldn't even recognize him. He's glo'd up a lot."

by Kali Muscle May 25, 2015

gloday

Gloday is your birthday. When you turn up.

Girl- when is your gloday
Boy- April 19

by anonymous March 24, 2016