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globber

Disgusting, viscous fluid such as the saliva that collects around an active mastiff's mouth, semen, snot, or other similar substances. Can also be used as a verb meaning to produce globber or to deposit globber.
Fido's mouth is covered in globber. Fido globbers too much. Don't globber on me, Fido.
by ISE May 15, 2008
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globber

A person who leaves toothpaste globs in the bathroom sink, on the bathroom towels and even gets a glob on the shower curtain every once in a while.
I have to wash the bathroom sink frequently because my boyfriend is a globber.
by Amy April 10, 2003
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globbered

The mattress globbered again.
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running. Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or speculative sense
"I globber for you."
by your name here April 23, 2005
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globber

Short for Globbermonster. A very large mishaped person.
Bret is a globber because he is 7 ft. tall and weighs 400 lbs, and lies alot.
by el poopino October 14, 2003
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glibber globber

the sound a person makes when someone bites the.
it is amplified when the bite is chonky.
*rucha bites kalyani*
kalyani: what the heck you bit me GLIBBER GLOBBER
rucha: NO! it wasnt me it was the passing by girl in blue hair.
by bluegirlbitme July 13, 2022
mugGet the glibber globbermug.

Grizzly Globber

John told Erik to give him the Grizzly Globber At last Nights party.
by Jaavie July 10, 2020
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