Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

landscape porn

The Discovery Channels Planet Earth TV show.

Planet Earth show is landscape porn.

by werdna2483 December 21, 2008

Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007

landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

by michael dixon March 20, 2004

Landscaper

A very expensive gardener.

I hired a landscaper to work on my yard.

by TheDefinitionsMagician August 10, 2020

fucking the landscape

Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.

John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!

by Teh Cezar August 16, 2009

Taco Bell Landscaper

BOMB ASS MEXIC WHO loves eating taco bell and after all day at the landscaping job you come home to go shit fiery doom from taco bell, you have to use a whole ass costco toilet paper pack to clean all that mess .#free laxative #help my tutuz is burning!!!

A Taco Bell Landscaper- Im so excited to seemy taco bell lanscapper step dad who takes me to la ZOO and shits his pants when he sees lions

by SLAYYYbadass124 July 7, 2022