suffer fools gladly

to tolerate or allow

I do not suffer fools gladly

by Greg1too May 31, 2007

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

by beavinator May 17, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

glogly

A Jesus figure in a religion based on a presentation tool commonly used in schools in the US
Glogster.com

Heather: Where are we worshiping Glogly tonight?

Jake: Just get on Glogster and read some Glogs

by The Holy Glog February 15, 2018

glaglaglaglagla

Sloppy Gun Noises in Roblox

Albert: has gun- GLAGLAGLAGLA
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHH

I'm going to shoot this gun GLAGLAGLAGLAGLA

by KatsKeys November 3, 2020

gagly

acronym for "goat-ass ugly"

All those free on-line gay porn stars are so gagly...like GAG me with a spoon!

by Jon64Bailey October 9, 2013

glugly

fleshy, the consistency of gravy that has been refrigerated overnight, would remind you of not-solid-enough jello

The dough for pain a l'ancienne is remarkably fleshy; indeed, one could say it was glugly.

by ibakebread July 17, 2010