GJ 

Gum Job, When a toothless woman (usually a granny or a meth head) bobbles your knob.

A Gum Job is very similar to a blow job, this act requires less than 10% of the woman’s teeth to be remaining.

Not sure if she was a granny or a meth head but this wrinkled bitch gave me a wicked GJ for an old half eaten McDouble.

GJ by Idon June 12, 2018

GJ 

Gremlin Job. When a girl sabotages your clock to distort your sense of time as she goes down on you.

The resulting inadvertent late-night feeding transforms her into a disgusting, slimy beast. The phenomenon begins when you get one girl wet and she seems to magically multiply and you are constantly surrounded by mischievous talent.

Brett: Where have you been?
John: Getting a GJ.
Brett: I don't even want to know...

John: I was messing around with this one girl and next thing I know all her friends are dtf.
Brett: When it rains it pours, right?
John: Word. So I was gonna peace out early but the sluts messed with my phone and froze my clock.
Brett: You didn't feed them after midnight did you?!?!?
John: Well....
Brett: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!!

GJ by core38 August 10, 2010

GJ 

Gigantic Jungle

"If you think gj means anything other then gigantic jungle, you're probably dumb."

GJ by tacothetacoitscool March 23, 2020

GJ 

Acronym for 'Ghost Job' see Ghost Job

leonard: i think shes drunk enough to give me a gj bra

maxwell: chell>

leonard: peace out

maxwell: got a sheet?

leonard: oh fuck< forgot

maxwell: lolz

leonard: call me a danny phantom fool

maxwell: get some picture evidence

leonard: kk

ghost buster

GJ by marky 4 12 January 1, 2012

GJ 

General Jerkoff
A real insufferable prick, one who is never wrong

GJ: You have no honor, you're not a real man, I keep all my promises
Everyone else: STFU GJ

GJ by Nemmy Nem January 11, 2020

GJ 

abbreviation for gum job; performed best by the elderly and/or trailer park trash who have had a problem with gingivitis.

Additional bonus points if the person performing the GJ happens to be attractive. This can be a life-altering event.

Guy #1: Rich is the luckiest guy in the world. His girlfriend was in a serious car accident, and now she has false teeth.

Guy #2: How is that lucky?

Guy #1: Goodbye BJ's....Hello GJ's! I'm tellin you, this will change his life forever.

GJ by Edsantry February 14, 2007

gj 

short for the band glassjaw.

glassjaw is one of the greatest bands ever
and has a really cool/g000d logo!

:)

person 1- yo i just bought a gj sweatshirt
person 2- werd, thats cool i love gj
person 3- umm whats gj stand for?
person 1&2- !!! it stands for glassjaw obviously!

gj by sw333td000d April 7, 2008