Bro1: Bro wanna watch porn together?
Bro2: Sure let me login to github so that I can fork a sexy repo and masturbate to it.
Bro2: Sure let me login to github so that I can fork a sexy repo and masturbate to it.
by Ipwn pokenubs April 8, 2018
Get the github mug.A popular Twitch streamer who's known for slaughtering stupid little Agathan men with advanced parry-spin matrix drag attacks with max FOV in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. He now plays the dying game Mordhau and Mount and Blade with one hand whilst simultaneously vaping in the other.
The "Programmer" Era:
- Taught noobs how to play Chiv.
- Who tf cares really.
The "Mustache" Era:
- Has epic streams and videos of Mordhau.
- Shows his girlfriend off to the rest of us lonely virgins.
- Keeps the majority of the pro players playing Mordhau.
- Still vapes like a smoke machine.
The "Programmer" Era:
- Taught noobs how to play Chiv.
- Who tf cares really.
The "Mustache" Era:
- Has epic streams and videos of Mordhau.
- Shows his girlfriend off to the rest of us lonely virgins.
- Keeps the majority of the pro players playing Mordhau.
- Still vapes like a smoke machine.
by `daja. May 1, 2020
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Girugamesh is a meme originating from an unintentionally hilarious commercial for Sakura-Con 2009. The video was discovered by 4chan's /cgl/ board and was first disseminated amongst all the regular dress-up faggotry and Cons nonsense that fills the board. By virtue of it being animu related, it soon made its way to /a/ in the form of a screencap of a fat weeaboo taken from the ad. Somehow it found its way to /v/, /jp/, and /b/, and from there it turned into a shitstorm.
On the eve of March 10th, 2009, /a/ started bot-spamming /b/ with post after post of Girugamesh guy's fugly mug, and it spread like a virulent, malignant cancer all over /b/ until nearly every thread was the Girugamesh guy. /b/tards responded by leaving, combo breaking or shooping the faggot's head onto every old meme they could think of - a sad state of affairs that illustrates the death of original content and the depths to which *chanfags have stooped in attempting creativity. A week later on March 17th, 2009, yet another Girugamesh shitstorm began. The difference this time being it wasn't just restricted to /b/. /a/, /b/, /x/, /v/, and a few other boards were hit hard for several hours. This time, /b/ did little to nothing to counter attack other than silently praying to Raptor Jesus and crying to the mods who, as usual, were too busy fapping to do anything.
By the time 4chan's faggot mods had disembarked their daily mantrain, shit had pretty much died down. They did, however, start flailing away with the 4chan banhammers nailing more than one innocent bystander.
On the eve of March 10th, 2009, /a/ started bot-spamming /b/ with post after post of Girugamesh guy's fugly mug, and it spread like a virulent, malignant cancer all over /b/ until nearly every thread was the Girugamesh guy. /b/tards responded by leaving, combo breaking or shooping the faggot's head onto every old meme they could think of - a sad state of affairs that illustrates the death of original content and the depths to which *chanfags have stooped in attempting creativity. A week later on March 17th, 2009, yet another Girugamesh shitstorm began. The difference this time being it wasn't just restricted to /b/. /a/, /b/, /x/, /v/, and a few other boards were hit hard for several hours. This time, /b/ did little to nothing to counter attack other than silently praying to Raptor Jesus and crying to the mods who, as usual, were too busy fapping to do anything.
By the time 4chan's faggot mods had disembarked their daily mantrain, shit had pretty much died down. They did, however, start flailing away with the 4chan banhammers nailing more than one innocent bystander.
Girugamesh is some sorry excuse of a Japanese rock band, which is why it is mentioned in the commercial.
by Baiden April 1, 2009
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"lets go hit on that chick over there"
"WTF!? no way man, thats girums chick, and he will mess you up with his ATP if you touch her"
"WTF!? no way man, thats girums chick, and he will mess you up with his ATP if you touch her"
by adrian28 January 14, 2008
Get the girum mug.A J-Rock band whose popularity increased as the result of a poorly-scripted, yet surprisingly entertaining internet commercial for Sakura-Con 2009 (an annual gathering of Americans obsessed with modern Japanese culture). Girugamesh started out as a Japanese rock/metal outfit with their first two CDs, and began experimenting with pop and techno with their third release, "Music". Despite their reputation (due in no small part to the gothic fellow with the pudgy digits in the Sakura commercial), Girugamesh is actually a pretty good band if you give them a listen.
Ignorant Youtube Viewer: d00d taht sakura c0mm3rcil bl3w, g1r00gam3sh iz s0 gayy
Regular Joe: Uhh, have you even listened their music?
Ignorant Youtube Viewer: n0 teh fatt gai suk3d s0 g1r00gm3sh sukz 2
Regular Joe: Well Girugamesh rocks, so fatty can go back to his lolcats now
Regular Joe: Uhh, have you even listened their music?
Ignorant Youtube Viewer: n0 teh fatt gai suk3d s0 g1r00gm3sh sukz 2
Regular Joe: Well Girugamesh rocks, so fatty can go back to his lolcats now
by hackahobo August 4, 2009
Get the Girugamesh mug.1.) Word used when a certain accomplishment or goal is met.
2.) To tell a person to have sex with someone; usually screamed out loud. Using the word this way can also be used as an insult, pertaining to someone who is with another person.
2.) To tell a person to have sex with someone; usually screamed out loud. Using the word this way can also be used as an insult, pertaining to someone who is with another person.
1.) Nice, I passed my global history test!! GITSUM!!!!!
2.) Jim: Hey Thor, look at Marty helping that old lady across the street.
Thor: Hey Marty, GITSUM!!!
Marty: What's WRONG with you?
2.) Jim: Hey Thor, look at Marty helping that old lady across the street.
Thor: Hey Marty, GITSUM!!!
Marty: What's WRONG with you?
by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010
Get the Gitsum mug.Gitsurfing (aka biddysurfing) is when a young person (usually around 9-15) runs up behind an old person and jumps on his or her back, the momentum of the run-up causing the oldie to move forward a few steps before falling to the floor. The craze, though possibly not the words gitsurfing or biddysurfing, is thought to have originated in Manchester in the mid-1990s and appears to be slowly growing in popularity.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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