Girls

In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.

When does this hellacious ride end!?

by Matt February 27, 2005

Girls

Girls, they lie, cheat, hoe around town, they pretend they're so sweet and innocent, but they're nothing but lying cheating skanks, who worry about nothing more than hurting other people and what they want, not even about their children. This is girls, not ladies though.

They are all such little girls!

Those girls are such sluts, they need to be ladies.

by I will make you scream! August 16, 2011

Girls

Hoes

Girls are hoes

by 61688444 June 14, 2018

Girls

Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).

Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)

by potpouri! March 5, 2009

Girls

An animal that can talk

I wish girls would just stop talking and stand there and look hot.

by UberGeit3000 July 6, 2010

Girls

Something I can’t ever get.

Girls

by ThatGuyBcYes January 24, 2021

Girls

Object | Pronounced Gurl-Z
Things that are human but not nearly as superior as us men.

Yes

Hey look girls. cool.

by wuufus December 30, 2020