Girl Scouts

A race of slimey, smelly blob creatures from a distanct planet called Drog whom take the form of an adolescent/preteen girls to sell stale and poisoned cookies to the human population in an attempt to take over the world.
The cookies are made by slaves - the human girls they had abducted and replaced.

"Would you like to buy a box of yummy girl scout cookies?"

by ChrisTbk August 29, 2005

Girl Scout

Girl that pretend to sell cookies when they are really being prostitutes. People pay to have sex with her when they come to their door.

GS: Hello? I'm a girl scout. Want some "cookies"?
Guy: Oh sure? How much for $10?
GS: Oh don't worry, enough to please you....
*Two engage in sex for more than 2 hours*

by girlscoutsex April 27, 2010

Girl Scout

A nickname that is given to an individual (male or female) that is commonly known as being a "tag-a-long". He/She is infamous for inviting themselves to various occasions.

"OMG i didnt want her to come to the mall with us today! did anyone even invite her? shes such a girl scout!"

by xtinab May 17, 2010

Girl Scout

To pull on the clitoral hood during cunnilingus, making a tent for the clitoris

last night was great, she loved when I girl scouted her.

by montynet January 2, 2009

Girl Scouts

When people act like a bunch of whiny bitches or argue like bitches.

Person 1: Oh my god dude, I'm reporting you for hacking.
Person 2: Kid you're just mad I'm good at the game.
Me: Y'all a bunch of girl scouts.

by Comidiyan May 6, 2021

Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies best known for Northern California's weed.

Yo, you got some Girl Scout cookies?

by xoxxooxo July 14, 2015

Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.

I had to do the girl scout squirt.

by t-n-a November 10, 2008