Gilberto

A Gilberto is an eccentric m/f who usually has dark hair, and is music obsessed. They are of hispanic or brazilian origin, but defy the odds and fully educate themselves. A Gilberto is unique because of their name. As soon as their parents named them, and put them in American schools, they were socially doomed, and turned to music and literature for refuge.

Gilberto Gil
Astrud Gilberto
Bebel Gilberto
Gilberto Câmara

by admiergal September 21, 2005

Gilberto

A sexy mother fucker who makes girls wet,normally has sex twice a month and is a jerk sometimes,He makes girls have love at first sight.Gilberto is the kind of guy who ownes a vape,juul or suorin.Gilbertos are vapegods and very hot.

Damn did u see the sexy motherfucker of Gilberto hit that fat rip from his juul.I love gilberto

by SWEEYDADDYS May 7, 2018

Gilberto Wifi

Having more than 500 ping and realizing McDonald's is a better WiFi choice than your own WiFi.

My WiFi is so slow I must have Gilberto WiFi.

by Sticky Head June 23, 2020

Gilberto

That one kid in class who's super annoying and stupid. Every relationship with him won't last long, he's not even attractive.

That kid was such a Gilberto, I hope I'll never meet him again

by You just got roasted February 2, 2017

gilbertown

Gilbertown is a tiny piece of hell. Full of hoes, guys obsessed with their trucks, and nowhere to fucking eat. Gilbertown truly sucks ass.

“Wanna go to gilbertown”
“I’d rather eat a homeless mans ass”

by Cumwhore97 October 29, 2020

Gilberto

A male with a absolute monstrous cock and balls. Typically gets all the ladies and likes vagina

Bro he’s so addicted to vagina that’s Gilberto

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Gilberto

An ugly ass creature the dwells in New Designs and dwells on the ugliest thots. He says he owns cars and guns in GTA V

You are like Gilberto who is trying to fight his inner demons.

by Xxpolloloco21xX January 23, 2020