gilroy

The act of failing on a guaranteed scoring chance, by either falling down on your own, or completely losing control of the puck for no reason at all.

He should have scored on that breakaway, but he pulled a gilroy and fell down on the blueline.

by VanceB August 27, 2009

The Gilroy

Small squirrel-like quasi-intelligent human who easily climbs shelving, racks, or other humans. Often mistaken for Pee-wee Herman, Gremlins or the Grinch who stole Christmas.

Customer: Who was that little man who came by last week?

Rep: Oh, that was the Gilroy... sorry about that he was dropped as a child

by Ackey Arches August 19, 2012

Robert Gilroy

A person that gets really drunk at a party at a trailer and pees on the floor in the living room thinking it was the bathroom.

"man i drunk i got to piss"
"go piss man just don't pull a
Robert Gilroy go to the bathroom"

"He is pissing on the floor!"
"WHAT!"

by cmason December 16, 2008

Gilroy Santa Maria College

a school in Ingham full of Fucking rich Italians and pedophilic teachers with a stick up their arse. go to church and beg for forgiveness motherfuckers.

The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago

Gilroy Boy 1: My crf250f would thrash your yz250f because my bike has a better graphics kit
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.

Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College

by Penishurts445 March 8, 2023

gilroy building

Good building to jump of at school

I’m going to jump off gilroy building

by Random china man December 10, 2019

classic gilroy

An action or event that results in last minute cancellation or abandonment.

He disappeared when everyone expected him to come. What a classic gilroy moment.

Guys, I will activate classic gilroy for now because of an emergency.

by magnafanta_app March 3, 2024

Leroy gilroy

He is a dick head but is also a sick lad bruh but ..
Leroy gilroy drinking too fast

How did I spend $100 in 10 minutes at the pub I did a Leroy gilroy..

by flicking the bean February 1, 2019