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Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.
I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.
by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012
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Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.
Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*
by mrtechrelated March 13, 2013
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Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.
"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."
by Benuccino November 1, 2020
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homie gliding

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.
Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.
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ellenore gidding

owner of troublekidd.tk
peace luv n plasticin
by DREAMYNOODLE December 30, 2004
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Gillingham School

Gillingham is located in Dorset. There teachers are shit. There students are shit. It’s pretty much a shit whole. Mr Jacobs is a lad and we will forever miss you miss piper. We would not advise you to go to Gillingham School unless you want your kid to turn into an alcoholic.
Gillingham school is a synonym for shit Person 1 :*sees someone from gill*
Person 2 :what you looking at fam

Person 1 : *runs*
by Hugerection October 17, 2019
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Hand Gliding

The act of sticking one's hand out of a moving vehicle, creating sufficient lift to make it fly around like a plane.
He lost his hand in a tragic hand gliding accident.
by Mrpopo123 August 30, 2010
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