One Word Description of walking Enyclopedia Mike Gilbert. He has a uncanny skill to quote many facts off the top of his head. He will often be heard exclaiming "I'll Google It!" if his current knowledge lets him down.
by laxboss55 February 24, 2010
Get the Gilboogle mug.Gilroy is a A town/city in the South Bay under San Jose, most people here sleep then commute to the valley just to hold on to their 9-5 jobs. More housing suburbs rather then companies. As I was raised here I can say pretty safe town. Most people won’t know where you live so you say near San Francisco anyways it’s like 2 hours away. Gilroy High sucks with all the latinas fighting for their shitty bf in the hallways. Christopher high is where all the rich suburban whites go and where your soul goes to die. Are fun is to go to in-in-out while your high off your ass. The gilroy outlets are filled with teenagers that never had a job. Pretty boring outlets ngl, the town is made up of whites and Mexicans. Known for Garlic and wineries which screams middle aged mom that shops at Nob Hill for fun. The people who dream bigger normally get out because rent is so goddam high. Getting drunk or high is something to be proud of here. Gavilan college sucks that’s where all the failed teachers spend there dying days. Gilroy gardens is for little kids and to get food poisoning by a underpaid teen worker serving food. The people who love it here normally have 5 kids and 408 for life in there Instagram captions. At least we are 30min away from Santa Cruz mountains and near beaches. San Jose will force gilroy to grow due to how expensive cost of living is. People like to flex how much they pay for rent here.
Gilroy Yeah bro I only pay 2,500 for a one bedroom, bro that’s nothing I pay 3,000 for a one bedroom with a bathroom and it’s near a 7-eleven. Damn bro…. You have it good…
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by Haroldsonson February 4, 2010
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