The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.
by stlcards2life April 13, 2012
Get the The Squatting Gideon mug.Someone you can always be happy with, whenever he smiles his eye smile captivates you. he will always listen to you and be sweet at the most unpredictable times.. you'll love to listen to him laugh cause it's really infectious, you'll love how he hugs you and kiss you and whisper in you ear that he loves you, he will also make hand signals that means "I Love You" or "I Love You Too" whenever someone else is watching. he is the most caring person in the world and he will never ever leave you behind when your sad, lonely, angry, frustrated or devastated.. he might not know what to say when you experience those emotions but a simple hug will suffice. he is a Gamer, and you should never stop him when he wants to play his games. and believe me.. when you see him play.. you wont want him to stop either cause the way he play his games.. the way his head bang at every move he makes.. the way his fingers hold the controls and the way he concentrates on the game will captivate you. he is a child lover and he will be the best father and husband you could ever ask God for. a Giron will always be there. but at times they tend to be easily upset especially when a loved one is involved.. a Giron is also very cute when jealous but can get angry when it goes overboard. they are very sensitive about your emotions and will quickly worry when your making a sad expression or when you stop talking all of a sudden.. a Giron is a good person whom you'd want to spend your life with
Giron is not explainable through an example
by Appango~ October 8, 2011
Get the Giron mug.True hearted gentlemen; Always down to get down; Always there for his brothers;
Side effects; Always falls in love with girls, but later on the girls realize that they're not meant to be together.
Side effects; Always falls in love with girls, but later on the girls realize that they're not meant to be together.
Sorry Gionne we're not meant to be.
by SweetPlum July 4, 2009
Get the Gionne mug.A manly man. A total "Clint Eastwood" type. He loves the outdoors and is a risk taker! He is also not afraid of anything. He fights and kills two grizzly bears a year and he once lived with a pack of wolves for 6 months. He is ruggedly handsome and has an All-American chiseled jaw. He has a few scars on his face from all of the fights he's gotten into protecting and defending those he cares about. (Don't worry, it doesn't take away from his superb good looks, in fact it adds to it.)
Gideon is not afraid to speak his mind and is not afraid to get into fights, especially when it comes to defending the honor of his lady. Gideon is a great guy to have a relationship with but he travels a lot, so it may get hard. But he is totally worth it! He has high morals and values but that won't stop him from having a good time. Gideon is the life of the PARTY!
Gideon can sometimes come across as aggressive but he is just being honest--he does not lie. If you need advice, he's the man to go to. He won't beat around the bush. He will tell you exactly what he thinks even if it hurts your feelings. And if it hurts you're feelings he'll say "Hey little girl! I don't like cherry. It upsets my stomach! Yee Yee!"
Gideon is a good man who will make you laugh, make you smile, and make you bleed (if you cross him) But if you are on his good side, NEVER let him go! (unless he physically pushes your face away from him)
Gideon is not afraid to speak his mind and is not afraid to get into fights, especially when it comes to defending the honor of his lady. Gideon is a great guy to have a relationship with but he travels a lot, so it may get hard. But he is totally worth it! He has high morals and values but that won't stop him from having a good time. Gideon is the life of the PARTY!
Gideon can sometimes come across as aggressive but he is just being honest--he does not lie. If you need advice, he's the man to go to. He won't beat around the bush. He will tell you exactly what he thinks even if it hurts your feelings. And if it hurts you're feelings he'll say "Hey little girl! I don't like cherry. It upsets my stomach! Yee Yee!"
Gideon is a good man who will make you laugh, make you smile, and make you bleed (if you cross him) But if you are on his good side, NEVER let him go! (unless he physically pushes your face away from him)
Luke: "Did you see that man in the woods save that woman by killing the grizzly bear with his bear hands?"
Garrett: "Yeah bro, I did! That guy was a complete Gideon bad ass!"
Garrett: "Yeah bro, I did! That guy was a complete Gideon bad ass!"
by LadyNicole February 4, 2013
Get the Gideon mug.A crazy boy that can be annoying at times but he understands that he is getting on your nerves. He loves video games and has a very good photographic memory. He is very shy in public but very excitable at home. Has a very good singing voice. So love Gideon and be greatful for him.
by Emerald Star November 25, 2020
Get the Gideon mug.An imagined scenario that is played out elaborately in one's head, or created verbally with friends, usually regarding scenarios that will never happen in real life.
Lexi: I had a gideon the other day about what I would do if I saw Julia at work.
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!
Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!
Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen
by Misslovelylovely May 28, 2019
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