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Gibb's First Law

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Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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Gibbo's Pantry

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The butthole of anyone nicknamed Gibbo
That god awful smell is coming out of Gibbo's Pantry!
by BeerPenguin October 6, 2019
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Ty Gibbs is a professional stock-car driver piloting the #54 entry for Joe Gibbs Racing. Ty Gibbs is the grandson of Joe Gibbs, and the son of Coy Gibbs. Ty Gibbs won the 2022 NASCAR XFINITY Series Championship, and also has some Arca Series background. Ty Gibbs won his first race in the Xfinity Series at Daytona.
Ty Gibbs (Professional stock-car driver) won a race today!
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
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skippy gibbs

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Mr. Hollywood and dad is in the rock n roll hall of fame. The best body boarder on the east coast. Best dishwasher on the east coast. Fly's to China occasionally on business. Works full time at the Drifters Reef. Built the drifters reef, pop's diner, the lazy pirate, and multiple other structures on the great Carolina Beach.
by beer pong champ 304 October 27, 2011
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Stuart Gibbs

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One of the most coolest middle grade author of the year, aka best bomboclatt. Has made books such as spy school or fun jungle. makes books abt jungles, spies, cia, fiction, and explosions.
Woah! Stuart Gibbs has so many good books!
by awesomesuacecoms February 11, 2025
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gibb slap

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the art of slapping the upside of your head, usually follows after someone says or does something insanely stupid. Leroy Gethro Gibbs started this trend in NCIS to knock some sense into his team.
Also can be used as a warning before a bitch slap.
Laura gave me a gibb slap after she found out that the fall off the roof hadn't hurt me.

Girl 1: My boyfriend and I broke up last night when I bitch slapped him for checking out another girl's ass
Girl 2: You should have just gave him a gibb slap and you two would still be together.
by peoplelovesogs October 8, 2009
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A person who will cut you up just to steal the laces from your shoes. The person will resemble a homeless man.
man 1 Hey what happened to your shoes, were are your laces
man 2 I ran into the Gibby Stabber, he took my money and my shoe laces.
by gibby stabber January 23, 2010
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