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spooky gibbon

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A 'spooky gibbon' is an abstract form of 'yoga.' 'yoga' originated in Lampeter in late 2009 and can only be achieved by a unique type of 'lamp,' such as the legendary 'mallek' or 'rorbear.' it has been developed and perfected since the likes of 'gary' and other unintelligable phrases. many yoga' are never repeated, though the most successful yoga' haunt the local community for an indefinate time period. 'spooky gibbon' is one such gargantuan.
by CurIyWurIy October 26, 2010
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shit gibbon

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a person who is obsessed with shitty objects and doesn't stop talking about them
person 1: Ryan insists he show me his stamp collection
person 2: What a fucking Shit Gibbon
by deleteduser February 5, 2020
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The Gibson Special

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The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.

Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."

Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"

Girl: "Ooo"

A more wonderful love story there has never been.
Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.
by Captain, my ex-captain May 4, 2015
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Gibson SG

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The absolute best guitar. Raspy, crunchy, bluesy, unmatched in it's ability to rock.
Clapton, Tony, Hendrix, and best of all, Angus use(d) the Gibson SG.
by Slatte November 27, 2007
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Mel Gibson Syndrome

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An extreme obsession with oral sex and screaming.
The man was diagnosed with Mel Gibson Syndrome after forcing his wife to suck on his genitalia repeatedly while screaming in a fit of rage.
by ThompsonytheThomps August 10, 2010
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Gibson Swag

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Having Gibson Swag makes you a lethal weapon to all females. You have a Brave heart and you know what women want... all while being as smooth and sexy as a Gibson guitar.

Caution: Gibson Swag has been known to put women in cardiac arrest... do not use Gibson Swag on women with weak hearts or the elderly.
Guy at bar: Did you see that? He just smiled at her and she took her clothes off.

Girl at bar: That's because he has Gibson Swag! I did the same thing when he walked through the door. His swag is lethal!
by Gibson Swagger April 13, 2012
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Gibson sting

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When a person hurts themselves by touching the string tree of a Gibson guitar the wrong way, most times on accident. It results from the bit of strings sticking out from the trees which can puncture the skin—almost like a needle due to how sharp and stiff it is.

Usually will result in a bit of bleeding or potentially tetanus if the strings are rusty.
Person 1: Ouch, something on the Les Paul headstock just jabbed my finger and now I’m bleeding!

Person 2: Must’ve been the Gibson sting.
by Azzfucc February 17, 2025
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