Gooching

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.

Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.

by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

goochitis

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

Goochi Mane

When a guy has a lot of the hair in the area in between his balls and his ass, aka the gooch.

Damn no wonder you ain't gettin' any, you gotta shave that goochi mane

by murg11 March 11, 2011

forest goochie

an old half chinese half cat lady who lives in the forest

Monique: "I'm stuck in the forest"
Yesha: "Don't let the forest goochies get you"

by forestgoochielifestyle June 29, 2016

goochie

an expression of happiness especially when you are high

John gsve me a bag of Doritos when I had the munchies, and I exclaimed, "Goochie!"

by lliw32 December 13, 2007

glochid

That irritating prickly thingie on a flat type of cactus (an Opuntia, for instance) that jabs you and gets embedded in your skin. Very difficult to remove.

Wear latex gloves when you're transplanting prickly pear cacti, otherwise you'll be stuck by a glochid.

by pentozali May 30, 2013

Gochi Gochi Goo

1). To make love or copulate
2). A jiberish, nonsense thing to say when tickling an infant

He played gochi gochi goo with her all night

Hey little baby! "Gochi Gochi Goo!"

by Causeiamtherealalexa July 24, 2010