Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."
by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006
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This is a collection of colloquilisms, bare is a prefix to a noun to describe the amount of the subject, man is a colloquilism for men, grimey is an adverb to describe unpleasent violence or action and ting is to exagerate the aformetioned sentance.
The bitch be arguing

Shawty be tripping? Bare man get grimey ting
by soundgeezer1995 March 3, 2010
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Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.
by duck_off January 26, 2017
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To get busy with your lady i.e. to have sexual intercourse but call it something much more manly.
I'm bout to get my grown man on.

Quit being a faggot and get your grown man on!
by cake-etiquette December 16, 2008
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To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.
Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.
by CrazyAllCaps December 17, 2017
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A phrase used by a dictator or other totalitarian ruler to command his subjects to put an individual to death, traditionally by an execution method known as corn holing. It is thought to have originated in Ancient Rome, where the phrase would be spoken by the emperor after a gladiator was defeated in the coliseum.
Centurion: Emperor Kermitus, what is your decree for the gladiator?

Emperor Kermitus, giving a thumbs down: Get that man
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