by nepaliboy September 7, 2016
Get the lets get hammered mug.Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.
by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026
Get the Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again mug.when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life
by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017
Get the Hey, Dan can we get a hamster? mug.the act of a video game player in which he or she finds someone to give a blowjob to, after playing with unsportsmanlike conduct
Player one: " Haha, I won. I just released the dawgs. haha haha haha."
Player two: "DUDE, go Get-a-Hamburger!"
Player two: "DUDE, go Get-a-Hamburger!"
by beleraform April 3, 2009
Get the Get-a-Hamburger mug.A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021
Get the oh shit get the hamster mug.AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D
Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
by QuacksO February 13, 2017
Get the When all else fails, get a bigger hammer mug.a variant of "bitch quit ridin my ass" that may be said in a fast-food/restaurant context (hamburgers have buns, heehee)
Lad: *gets home after a hard days work at... white castle*
Lady: YOU HAVE TO VACCUUM THE FLOOR TODAY ITS A TERRIBLE MESS THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES AND MAKE LONG BORING LOVE TO ME
Lad: bitch get off my hamburgers, i just stepped into the door
Lady: YOU HAVE TO VACCUUM THE FLOOR TODAY ITS A TERRIBLE MESS THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES AND MAKE LONG BORING LOVE TO ME
Lad: bitch get off my hamburgers, i just stepped into the door
by Punchy_207 February 14, 2023
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